Mozzarella sticks are the tastiest breakfast.
People are always all, “Ari, why do you eat mozzarella sticks like they’re a meal? They’re a side dish. You’re eating a side dish. You fail at life and everything forever.”
Hater, please. Anything is a meal if you eat enough of it! That is why I’m going to go cram fifty into my face like the sexy bitch I am.
Mozzarella=dairy
breading= carbs
sounds like a balanced meal to me!
